Tall, Quirky, Funny, and Employed
So I know most of the people reading this are probably just going through the personals for fun to laugh at the hilarious misspellings and cheesy lines that seem to be so prevalent on this crazy site, so I’ll try to keep my post entertaining as well.
Like many of my fellow males on this here internet page, I am in search of a female companion to spend some time with (is that grammatiy correct? Hmm. Maybe it should be “I am in search of a female companion with whom I’d like to spend my time.” Yes, that seems a bit more proper.) Ideally, this lady would have some of the following characteristics:
-She is capable of carrying on an intelligent conversation about the state of the world, philosophy, or anything else.
-She is capable of carrying on an extremely irrelevant, yet hilarious conversation about zombies, “Who would win in a fight?” scenarios, or any other random thing that pops into our heads.
-She takes care of herself and is height-weight proportional and has good hygiene.
-She enjoys quirky people (like me!)
-She is okay with the fact that I play video games (This is a must, as it’s part of my job). Extra super brownie points if she also plays video games.
-She is emotionally stable.
As long as you fit those criteria we might just hit it off!
Now, I’m sure you’d like to know a bit more about myself. I also acknowledge the fact that it’s possible you don’t and are about to go read the next post (He’s a real winner, believe me), but for those who’d like to stay, I’m going to let you know!
I am a recent UO graduate (recent as in this past spring) living in Springfield. I have a car and I have my dream job, which is awesome, seeing as how I just graduated. I live with four of my best friends in a house and my dog (A border collie, I love dogs, by the way). I’m about 6’3’’ (although sometimes I’ll say 6’4’’) and I generally am around the friendly, but generally don’t partake myself, as it has little effect on me. As for sex, it’s definitely something I feel is a part of a healthy relationship, but it’s not what I’m looking for here. (Later on if there’s chemistry, however…) but right now it’s not that important.
If you haven’t already ascertained my demeanor, I’m a pretty light-hearted, quirky, and fun-loving guy. I rarely take things seriously (unless they need to be) and I am almost always in good spirits.
“Wow, this guy sure sounds swell!” you might say; you might also follow that exclamation with a “Golly, I’d sure like to get to know this chap more!” Then, after that it’s conceivable that you might also say, “How might a gal like me go about doing that?” First off, thanks for your question! The answer is as simple as pressing the “Reply To This Post” button, filling out the captcha to ensure you’re not a robot (I have an interesting story about those by the way, you’ll hafta ask me sometime), putting the email into your personal email client, filling the page with words (preferably more than one sentence), and hitting send. It’s that easy!
But wait, there’s more! As I am not a robosexual, I need more evidence supporting your humanity. I need you to answer the following riddle, only then will I be able to count you among the living.
So you find yourself out in the middle of the woods with few provisions (don’t ask me why you were out there, you probably should have been more prepared for such an excursion, what were you thinking?). After wandering around for hours you come across an old wooden building, it appears to be uninhabited and a quick look at your EMF meter indicates that it’s likely not haunted. It’s getting dark and you need to find shelter or you’ll freeze to death (oh yeah, I forgot to mention it’s snowing and really cold, sorry). Upon opening the creaking door of the edifice, you see that it is all one room with only the following things: a candle, an oil lamp, and an old wood-burning stove. At this point you’re super cold and you need all three of them working ASAP to get warm quick enough to avoid freezing to death. The problem is you only have one match on you. So the question is, what should you light first adult want group sex Cincinnati to save your life?
I’m not judging you based on the answer to the riddle (OK, maybe a little, but you can always google it), it’s more to ensure you are a human being.
So fill that email with words and your answer to the riddle and preferably a picture of yourself or at least a link to your page on the social networking site of your choice and we can get rolling from there!
Have a nice day!